EMACS
[1] (Abk. für Editing MACroS) Texteditorsystem, entwickelt bei DEC (in LISP konzipiert)[2] Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping :-) :-)
[3] Escape-Meta-Alternate-Control-Shift :-)
[4] Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic & Surreal (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)
[5] Eventually Munches All Computer Storage (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)
[6] Extended Macros Are Considered Superfluous (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)
[7] Elsewhere Maybe All Commands are Simple (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)
[8] Emacs May Allow Customised Screwups (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)
[9] Excellent Manuals Are Clearly Suppressed (aus alt.religion.emacs ;-)
[10] Emacs May Alienate Clients & Supporters (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)
[11] Extraordinary Memory Absolutely Considered Sine qua non (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)
[12] Emacs Makers Are Crazy Sickos (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)
[13] Eenie-Meenie-Miney-Mo, Macros Are Completely Slow (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)
[14] Emacs Makes All Computing (look) Simple (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)
[15] Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)
[16] Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schön (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)
[17] Each Mail A Complete Surprise (aus alt.religion.emacs :-)